real property

get off my property.
Jul 20
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My Perfect Sunday

  • Shy: 'i mean if bob's into it i guess sure' -fat man
  • me: what time is the show?
  • Shy: on sunday?
  • lemme look
  • doesnt say
  • may need to call the venue 2mrw
  • me: um, lol?
  • 'call the venue' (?)
  • let's break this down for a sec shyguy
  • let's bracket the issue of how your statement 'presupposes the existence of something that could appropriately be termed a 'venue''
  • and get down to basics
  • Shy: it's at the 'aviator sports complex'
  • me: 'Hi, DeathGrips ppl? Yeah, me and my Crew...yeah, that's us. The Challengers. Right. So me and the Challengers were wond'ring, you know, what time the 'venue' opened for da show. Yah, I'll hold. Hello?'
  • : :click::
  • : :boop boop boop::
  • '311, how may I help you?'
  • 'Hi, yeah. Challengers again. Things r getting weirder'
  • 'We're aware, sir. Thank you for calling.'